We have a family tradition called the “Great Easter Egg Hunt”. This happens each year at our holiday spot up North.
I go around in a small pine forest and place eggs in trees, fallen logs, on the forest floor. Anywhere and everywhere. The children are given a quota for how many eggs they can collect and then they go off with a lot of excitement!

We are still not sure why the Easter Bunny lays choclate eggs. Sometimes we go on the Easter Bunny hunt and thank him with .22 calibre lead. I have got to tell you that I have seen the Easter Bunny in the telescopic sights and when the Easter Bunny dies, he dies for no-one! He does not care about you and he definitely cannot help you.
The real meaning of Easter is different. It’s about when Jesus Christ died to set you free from your sins. So don’t be a bunny. Wise up to what Easter is really about.

We use Duct Tape to fix everything. Jesus used Nails.